appletart99

appletart99 @ 2005-03-17T21:02:00

2005-03-18T02:08:15Z

o yeah i wanna add one more thing...i got saturday detention for absolutely nothing...well Dr. MOTHER FUCKING CHASE said i disrespected school authority becuase when tim made a mess on the table Mr. MOTHER FUCKING BUSHELLI asked me for my name i asked him y he wanted to know my name if i did nothing..so he took me to the new vice principal office and the guy was like LET ME SEE UR ID CARD..and i was like u stole my ID card when i put 400 post it notes on my friend..and hes like..OH YOU!...and i was like yeeeeeap...

so blah blah mr.bushelli got mad at me and lied on my report to dr.chase so i got a saturday..then yesterday i waved to him and smiled at lunch and he started screaming at me how i shouldnt be rude..when..i was waving to him..and smiling? I HOPE HE DIES...then i was like..y did u lie on my report..and he kept trying to change the subject..and i kept on saying i dont like how u lied..and he walked away..

then today he took a vantage point like a 3rd socom division sniper in the US navy SEALS..he was stealthy and blended in with the students while observing us the WHOLE lunch period..the we spotted his coordinates..so we laid heavy eye fire on him and he felt insecure so kept changing his vantage point.. lol wow im corny...anyways.. after we got him mad by contantly staring at him he walked over to our table and stood directly in back of me and i was like "GEE I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT ME WHEN I AM TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH

so after a little while rajdeep suggested that we all move to a different table and see wat he does..then hell feel like a complete dumbass..so we all got up and left and moved to another table...WELL SURE ENOUGH..the ol' dirty bastard mr.bushelli came squandering over to us acting like he wasnt..SOCOM STLYE...

then once he was standing behind me and screamed at us for putting our feet on the bottom of the lunch table..

then i was like lets move back and see wat he does..so we all got up and moved back to our table..AND SURE ENOUGH..the fucker casually walks back to our table watching us behind me..and i was like WOW WHY ARE WE BEING STALKED?!...and i hate that asshole..

so my plan for saturday is to eat mad mexican beans friday night so i have the worst gas saturday morning and ill constantly be farting in detention and ill piss em off good...

funny fun fun fun

2005-03-18T02:02:28Z

my dell came! w00t it pwns so much and today was pretty shitty and cool at the same time..i didnt feel like typing a lot so i copied today from Timothy Norris' journal...

today elliot calles me up and says come skate im at mikes trying to get him out go there. so i got tom and started on our way over. we got as far as elliots block when we see these little kids playing around MY bike. i told them they stole the bike and confronted them, got on the bike, and slowly rode away. well they chased me and i stoped a little bit down the emergency road(and i just remembered i should be doing homework)and i stoped. they started saying yo moma jokes like the koolaid one and even worse. so i called elliot and told him to get his ass over here since mike wouldnt come out so we wated listening to"you look like mikel jackson, what do you rape boys?" from this bunch of mabye eight year olds. so elliot arrived talking to his girlfriend and we argued for alitle while. i mentioned that i would love to use some black jokes since 2 kids were black, and they went crazy. fast forrward a half hour of crappy jokes. they got there black friends to come jump us. SO elliot said he was in the bloods and the blackies went crazy blah blah blah they argued for another half hour, were getin to the good part. so they left and the little kids were standing there and they wanted to fight me. i let them hold my hands behind my back, but they let go, so thomas did. i wispered to thomas just let my head be able to move. so the kid pretended to throw a baseball at me then backed up and droped the ball. he stood up and went to get the ball(which rolled near me)and i flinched at him, he backed up, tryed to hit me and i head butted him so hard that i almost passed out. the kid walked away layed on the ground and started crying. the funniest shit in so long. so we gave him the bike went home and im typing this right now THE END

idk

2005-03-13T17:08:18Z

whooooooooa its been a long time since i was here and i have no idea why im still doing this shit..but who cares..

uuuuuuuuh i just ordered one of these shwing mp3 players

hell yeah...ipod..no..there not cool no more..now its all about the dell dj mofos

soo yeeah my birthday is in like a week or 2 or something (april 1) mother fuckers im having a cool laser tag party and if u dont get me a present ur not getting a goodie bag and u wont come to my next birthday party

o yeah and i finially found a way to get cheap skateboards...im like a genius..see..while all you other people are wasting about 60$ on a name brand deck..i will be paying 29$ for a blank active deck..which is just as good because active blanks are bakers without the brand name

see...thats only 29$ and the neat thing is..you have a choice of 3 different colors!....

o yeah one more thing...

god damn isnt he sexy

o yeah look at this sweet shirt i just ordered from abercrombie and fitch

i dont care if it says hurley on it..its abercrombie..and its mine..

then i was searching around the internet and found this picture that i think mike gettings is going to grow up to look like..

like..i could allready see the resembalence in hair and forhead wrinkles..

dont u see a furture michael gettings?..i do..

yeah

i really like that pink hat...i want one..i dont like the white hat..plus the chick is ugly so noone cares about her..i hope she falls off a roof of her house and breaks both her ankles...then gets kicked in the face by a moose like that girl in our grade did..wats her name..KATIE..yeah her..

why the fuck does this faggot have a fire ball coming out of his ass..does he think hes being funny or think hes cool at all??? i think hes a complete faggot and should be dropkicked by me..its either there was a fire behind him and hes to fucking inconsiderate to jump down and put watever is on fire out...or it was a really horrible photoshop edit..see for yourself and if u have any idea what the fuck is going on..please IM me and tell me

then i was like awww look at the cute little puppy wuppies...dont u just wanna hug one and kiss one and cuddle with it till it falls asleep

the black one looks pretty pissed off though..i wouldnt wanna cuddle with that evil thing..and he looks like hes either smelling something really bad...or someone kicked him in the face

i cant do anything but laugh at this kid

i mean...wtf is going on..i like his hair though..i wish i had hair like that..

doctors

2005-02-23T18:45:11Z

i just got back from the doctors since the hospital wanted me to see my normal doctor...and my doctor was all like i cant skate or do any physical sports until i go to a cardiologist and they give me something to monitor my heart for 24 hours..plus on top of that i gotta drink some fiber packet shits THIS SUCKS

o well..time to play POE...that game is fucking awesome with my new modem and NO LAG..god damn do i pwn the fuck outa mad n00bs!

modem

2005-02-23T16:41:09Z

WOOO the comcast ppl gave me a new modem cause my old one was a piece of shit and lagged like hell in games...so now..i will enjoy 7 hours of lag free POE!

hospital

2005-02-23T16:17:32Z

uuuuuuuuuh i went to the hospital today for some stuff and whatnot so i just got back and it sucked....they took like 3 big tubes of blood from my right arm...then they gave me some weird steriod shot in my shoulder...then some mexican lady who couldnt speak english gave me a EKG watever the hell that was...they straped me to wires on my chest and did something...then the lady came back and was like "oo we forgot to take a few more bottles of blood" so since they allready took blood from my right arm they took 2 more tubes outa my left...and it was crazy cause every 20 minutes some chinese lady got into a car accident...now i got 2 hours to play POE before i gotta go to another doctor to give me excuses for gym and to check to see if i can skate or something

HOLY SHIT

2005-02-23T00:53:33Z

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/santasling.html

beat my fucking score bitches!!!!

..yeah i know...you cant..317.4 (stfu mark...idc if u got 350 something)

hdbhjk

2005-02-20T18:34:41Z

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA GET OUTA THIS FUCKING HOUSE AND GO SOMEWHERE BUT NOONE CAN DO SHIT

sweeeet

2005-02-20T18:08:38Z

OMG IM FUCKING GOD AT THIS GAME

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/santasling.html

try and beat 307.8 nigga

uuuuuh

2005-02-18T02:30:26Z

something really cool happened today but i forgot

wahooooooooo

2005-02-17T02:09:07Z

uhhh my english teacher believed me that jack nicholson is my uncle and we go to a dohnut shop in new york every summer to meet...she also belives everything else i told her about my pen pal who survived the tsunami in sri lanka...my 20 hampsters...my moms orphangage...im the kid in home alont 2...how i wrote a book..and a shit load of other things i forgot i told her..

o yeah we had some hot student teacher in bio and at the end she gave me her number and said i was cute and i should call her sometime

other than that today sucked...it was a perfect day to go out and as soon as school was over it started to rain FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

blarny stone

2005-02-14T20:25:40Z

today was valentines day and blah blah blah check out this cool card i got

appletart99 @ 2005-02-12T19:42:00

2005-02-13T00:45:19Z

i went to marvicks house to skate/bike watever with nick and marvick....then mark and cheyanne came...mark and cheyanne tried tricks...mark and cheyanne left...then me nick and marick went to rogers to skate/bike and there was 3 ppl allready skating there...cody some senior kid in my gym class and some other person...skated at rogers then got hungry went to famiglios left then left and went home

appletart99 @ 2005-02-11T22:13:00

2005-02-12T03:19:25Z

to sum everything up me and tim went skateboarding around and it was pretty cool blah blah had to go to the bathroom so bad so we went in drew and couldnt find the mens room so i had to go in the girls..and it was the most disgusting thing i ever seen...there were like 10 stalls and 9 of them were flooded with crap...then we went home

appletart99 @ 2005-02-07T22:13:00

2005-02-08T03:15:45Z

tim got the idea...

well today me elliot and thomas went out and didnt know were to go so we went to mcknight ended up throwing snowballs at the door of the kidkare and some prick came out and told us to suck his dick infront of the children then i threw more and kristen (the manly girl with a big forehead jaw and 4 color hair) anyway they came out and i fliped them the bird
then she did the same to me and i told her i had that finger too then her and this other girls started gigling saying "silly skatboaarders"

this has to be the dumbest thing ive ever done

2005-02-06T23:20:53Z

ROSE is down!!! so i copied some test outa marks journal and took it

1) Have you ever had a song written about you?
i dont know or care

2) What song makes you cry?
bananaphone

3) What song makes you happy?
oompa loompa - willy wonka

HEIGHT: 6' - 6'1
HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: blue
TATTOOS: i have a couple

r i g h t.now

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?: a leather vest....spandex...and a police hat
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: warm
HOW ARE YOU? swell

f a v o r i t e s

TV SHOW: hey arnold
BOOK: charlottes web
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: non-alcoholic pina colada
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: pina colada

h a v e.y o u

RAN AWAY FROM HOME: mayb when i was like 7 and got bored after 5 minutes and came back
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: lol
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: nope..never
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: no
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: i dont think so
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: uhh im sure i have
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: in the 5th grade dare shit
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: sure

r a n d o m

DO YOU HAVE A JOB: soon
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS: i dont have one
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: lotion and a tissue
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: the last cd i bought was backstreet boys in like 4th grade

w h e n / w h a t. w a s .t h e. l a s t

TIME YOU CRIED?: the other day when my dog bit me
YOU GOT E-MAIL: idk
THING YOU PURCHASED: uhh my skateboard

l o v e

GIRLFRIEND: nope
CHILDREN: im thinking around 12-16
CURRENT CRUSH: someone
BEEN IN LOVE?: idk
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: sure
BEEN HURT? my skateboard hurts me
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: huh?
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: lol yea

y o u r .t h o u g h t s. o n

ABORTION: i dont really care
TEENAGE SMOKING: i dont care

t h r e e.t h i n g s

THAT SCARE ME:

01 |homosexuals...lesbians are cool though

02 |big black guys

03 |bugs

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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:

01 |rajdizzle

02 |alicia is corny funny

03 |thomas i guess

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THREE THINGS I LOVE:

01 | fuck
02 | fuck
03 | skateboarding is gay

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THREE THINGS I HATE:

01 | abercrombie fuckers
02 | ppl who think there smart
03 | winter

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THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:

01 | god

02 | where the internet is kept

03 | suraj bajaj

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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:

01 | pencils

02 | some candy

03 | a toy car

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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:

01 | thinking of what to write for this question

02 | talking to my dog

03 | looking at a tv..even though its not on

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THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:

01 | become president
02 | drain the ocean
03 | finish this test

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THREE THINGS I CAN DO:

01 | whistle
02 | snap
03 | tie my shoes

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THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:

01 | genius

02 | idk

03 | idk
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THREE THIS I CAN'T DO:

01 | fly

02 | do a handstand

03 | see through walls

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THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:

01 | huh

02 | ...

03 | i dont get the question

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THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:

01 | still dont get the question

02 |

03 |

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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:

01 | mhmm

02 | dude

03 | blah

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THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:

01 | steAK

02 | tacos

03 | freedom fries
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THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:

01 | super powers

02 | who invented peanut butter

03 | how to breath under water
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THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:

01 | soda

02 | juice

03 | thats about it

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THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:

01 | GUMBY

02 | UNDERDOG

03 | POWER RANGERS

appletart99 @ 2005-02-05T12:14:00

2005-02-05T17:17:55Z

yesterday was a delayed opening for snow and i didnt feel like going to school..so i stayed home all day killing jellybeans and pumpkins in ROSE...that game has to be the most pointless game ever...but its so addicting

DOWNLOAD IT www.roseon.com

appletart99 @ 2005-02-01T15:31:00

2005-02-01T20:32:25Z

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blaah

2005-01-31T23:29:25Z

left school...snowball fight in parking lot...i threw snowballs at school security camera to scare the ppl watching the tv's in the school...i hit a bus...they called the bus port and like contacted every bus driver to watch out and tell us to stop...cop came...and thats about it..

appletart99 @ 2005-01-27T17:58:00

2005-01-27T23:09:26Z

wow its been a while uhh i forgot to write yesterday so this is what happened....had midterms came home early then went out with some ppl and to sum it up i stepped on eugenes head and he almost killed me..then i threw an ice ball and hit him in the head....he almost killed me again for that...then we all went somewhere and had a snowball fight...my fort was over 7 feet high..so fucking sweet..then tim had to tackle it down like the fucker he is...

yeah that was yesterday basically...

today we had lunch the second half of the day so we me tim and mike kinda left school and walked home which took an hour in the freezing cold..but it was cool...almost got ran over a couple times (one time by laura)happy?..saw a dead bird and tim felt like he had to pick it up then we saw a dead possum the was frozen on the snow...and tim felt he had to poke it with a stick..then we walked all the way to mikes dads house expecting to drink his dads stash and get wasted while watching family guy...but his dad was home so instead of getting wasted his dad gave us all a shot of everclear and told us we had enough...

o yeah..i love hamilton..this teacher is trying to find me and tim for something..but i dont think hell ever find us

appletart99 @ 2005-01-21T22:39:00

2005-01-22T03:42:44Z

today was pretty cool...uh taylor came over and we went skating with tim for a little then we got thomas and mike and went back to the lake to make a bonfire in the TP we made last night...heres some pics..

all this is in the middle of some lake and we broke the ice and froze wood in it..theres also a tube somewhere..then this is what we did next...

what a faggot...

eventually the sticks caught on fire and it turned into a giant flame ball but we couldnt get a good pic of it..o yeah..i quit my paper route today cause it was getting boring...so i used the papers for the fire

appletart99 @ 2005-01-20T19:11:00

2005-01-21T00:16:05Z

i gave my bus driver who just imigrated from bosnia and cant speak english good a birthday present...and me thomas and tim went back to frozen lake...make more holes in ice lake and stuck wood in the holes and made tp's and watever..the lake looks pretty cool..it has a big pipe frozen half way and a bunch of sticks and tp's sticking out of it...cant wait till the summer when we recreate washingtons crossing with air mattresses in the lake..paintball guns mayb...a couple explosives and ill steal richies potato cannon and blast a hole through someones mattress

o yeah...mike gettings... ur phone number is written on the lake somewhere in numbers like 6 ft. long