appletart99

my dell came! w00t it pwns so much and today was pretty shitty and cool at the same time..i didnt feel like typing a lot so i copied today from Timothy Norris' journal...

today elliot calles me up and says come skate im at mikes trying to get him out go there. so i got tom and started on our way over. we got as far as elliots block when we see these little kids playing around MY bike. i told them they stole the bike and confronted them, got on the bike, and slowly rode away. well they chased me and i stoped a little bit down the emergency road(and i just remembered i should be doing homework)and i stoped. they started saying yo moma jokes like the koolaid one and even worse. so i called elliot and told him to get his ass over here since mike wouldnt come out so we wated listening to"you look like mikel jackson, what do you rape boys?" from this bunch of mabye eight year olds. so elliot arrived talking to his girlfriend and we argued for alitle while. i mentioned that i would love to use some black jokes since 2 kids were black, and they went crazy. fast forrward a half hour of crappy jokes. they got there black friends to come jump us. SO elliot said he was in the bloods and the blackies went crazy blah blah blah they argued for another half hour, were getin to the good part. so they left and the little kids were standing there and they wanted to fight me. i let them hold my hands behind my back, but they let go, so thomas did. i wispered to thomas just let my head be able to move. so the kid pretended to throw a baseball at me then backed up and droped the ball. he stood up and went to get the ball(which rolled near me)and i flinched at him, he backed up, tryed to hit me and i head butted him so hard that i almost passed out. the kid walked away layed on the ground and started crying. the funniest shit in so long. so we gave him the bike went home and im typing this right now THE END

whooooooooa its been a long time since i was here and i have no idea why im still doing this shit..but who cares..

uuuuuuuuh i just ordered one of these shwing mp3 players

hell yeah...ipod..no..there not cool no more..now its all about the dell dj mofos

soo yeeah my birthday is in like a week or 2 or something (april 1) mother fuckers im having a cool laser tag party and if u dont get me a present ur not getting a goodie bag and u wont come to my next birthday party

o yeah and i finially found a way to get cheap skateboards...im like a genius..see..while all you other people are wasting about 60$ on a name brand deck..i will be paying 29$ for a blank active deck..which is just as good because active blanks are bakers without the brand name

see...thats only 29$ and the neat thing is..you have a choice of 3 different colors!....

o yeah one more thing...

god damn isnt he sexy

o yeah look at this sweet shirt i just ordered from abercrombie and fitch

i dont care if it says hurley on it..its abercrombie..and its mine..

then i was searching around the internet and found this picture that i think mike gettings is going to grow up to look like..

like..i could allready see the resembalence in hair and forhead wrinkles..

dont u see a furture michael gettings?..i do..

yeah

i really like that pink hat...i want one..i dont like the white hat..plus the chick is ugly so noone cares about her..i hope she falls off a roof of her house and breaks both her ankles...then gets kicked in the face by a moose like that girl in our grade did..wats her name..KATIE..yeah her..

why the fuck does this faggot have a fire ball coming out of his ass..does he think hes being funny or think hes cool at all??? i think hes a complete faggot and should be dropkicked by me..its either there was a fire behind him and hes to fucking inconsiderate to jump down and put watever is on fire out...or it was a really horrible photoshop edit..see for yourself and if u have any idea what the fuck is going on..please IM me and tell me

then i was like awww look at the cute little puppy wuppies...dont u just wanna hug one and kiss one and cuddle with it till it falls asleep

the black one looks pretty pissed off though..i wouldnt wanna cuddle with that evil thing..and he looks like hes either smelling something really bad...or someone kicked him in the face

i cant do anything but laugh at this kid

i mean...wtf is going on..i like his hair though..i wish i had hair like that..